*TIME FLIES when you're having FUN w/ an EDUCATED &LOVING-VOTED BEST in Chicago IS OOT...

Hello Chicago! Sorry if my post is lengthy and repetipive but here ya have it- I am not in the city BUT I am booking for my return on June 12th PLEASE DO NOT TEXT me until I reach the states after June 6th. EMAIL IS THE BEST WAY to be n touch wih me until June 12th. I have been told My Massage beats all the massages out there AND People like yourself say they regretfully have been wasting their hard earned money! I am sorry and I WILL make it up to you and give you faith that there is ONE MT who really cares about you and I dont care about all that draping! Its hard to get a massage done when the therapist spends 20 minutes figgeting with covering your body parts-WHATEVER-they are bodyparts and I see them everyday! I DO NOT WATCH the clock-never have! MY AUTORESPONDER thru email WILL GIVE YOU UPDATES on my schedule/availability. ******SALE********* Normally $100 an hour and i do 2 hour sessions only can do 2,2.5.3 and 4 hour massages I Also-I have been told the Police are all over this BP so if you have other intentions other than getting a KICKASS massage from me...please do NOT waste our time! I am a kind,fun loving and very giving therapist but no way in HELL will I risk my lifelong dream of healing people!!! I am serious about what I do and I also have a license! if you ruin it for me...then you will have to be my sugar daddy-haaaa haaa Please email if you wanna book a session and my auto responder will tell you what I have available this coming week. If You have been wanting to try my massages but cannot afford the $185 we can talk! That's Right-I got skills that will thrill you...you wont believe a the two could be combined! I will rock your world!! I also LOVE TO BARTER AND NEED TO BARTER AIRLINE MILES FOR MASSAGE-very serious inquiry please! (trade value of plane tix for value of full priced massage) BUT YOU MUST BE REAL AND I need to get all your info and You must arrange the ticket after your massage on my computer and we will print the ticket here after your massage and before you step out of my house I AM SO GRATEFUL for all the love I get from ALL of YOU!!! Thank you so much for making my life more beautiful!!! I am so happy about the people I meet from here-THANK YOU!!! I have recently heard a few horror stories about clients calling providers (??) and almost being robbed and beaten up for their money!! PLEASE BEAWARE and cautious about who you contact on here and Craigslist-It's hard times out there and there are MEAN people out there trying to make a quick $$ at your healths risk! IF you want to book with me there are some simple guidelines-(not from your 1990 yahoo email addy because your email will go into spam folder for some reason)PLEASE INCLUDE your NAME,day× you're available& a MINI BIO (PLEASE)! IF I SAY WE"RE ON-that means you are ON the schedule! I might request you put a deposit down for your time slot because there have been a few No Shows and last minute cancellations lately and this is all I do-it's my livelihood! I appreciate 24 hour notice if you have to cancel. You are going to be blown away by how much compassion I put into the art. I am not about the $-I am about treating you with the most loving and therapeutic touch you've ever had! Voted THE BEST (THAI) MASSAGE IN CHICAGO for the last 5 years I am a licensed MT with tons of continuing ed. hours,work from my comfy and clean place on the NorthSide.
If you desire to make an appt. with me PLEASE do me and yourself a favor and tell me about yourself-I would love to know your physical activity level,injuries or surgeries,your last massage and type of massage and please give me some days and times that suit you best when calling or emailing for an appt. PLEASE do tell me what you LOVE&dislike about massage/practioner. Knowing a week in advance is good because I am extremely busy this time of year! I work on EVERY BODY Pro athletes,dancers,biz execs and all other types of bodies! I LOVE what I do and I have some room for a few new clients.
My style is unique-I do not require clothing! I was a massage therapist before a Thai/Yoga therapist and I use oils and creams. I usually start (times are flexible) around 1030am(or 930am), 230pm(or1230), 630 OR 8p(430-9) SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! I am 41,in shape,speak english,tall,fun and engaging. I love to travel-I spend Feb-April) in the Caribbean on the beach!)surf,sail,Music Festivals,meditation,massage and I do yoga several times a week. I'm free and zesty spirited!
Please RESPECT and don't ask inappropriate questions! I have been blessed to have the best clients in Chicago! My Massages are YUMMY! I WANT ONE! (lol) Have a love filled day!
Much Metta~Laurie OPTIONS FOR MASSAGE SESSION TIME LENGTH 2 HOURS for $200!! sale right now $165 ***2 HOURS of "everything but the kitchen sink"-all of the above at a much better pace but TIME FLIES when you're having fun! 2=$190 ***2.5 time still flies when you're having a blissfest! 2.5=$230 ***3 hours-believe it or not-PEOPLE DO IT! I love doing 3 hours because IF you really need bodywork cuz of your lifestyle or because it's been too long since your last session-you WILL love being cradled in my nurturing arms-you get it all and you will leave feeling so light! 3=$265 Note-No need to tip-I own my own business Also-please note if you want to use the convience of credit card on my website thru paypal remember they charge me $10 per transaction-so please ring $10 to the session until my webmaster adds it on my website. here's a recent review :-) http://www.yelp.com/biz/harmonious-healing-touch-massage-chicago www.harmonioushealingtouch.com https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Harmonious-Healing-Touch-Thai-Massage/283256705811?sk=wall ****NOTE-IF YOU NEED TO CANCEL and its less than 24 hours until your appt-I appreciate you going to my website and paying for your missed appt. I will then schedule you for another massage and give you the time you want for that appt then add an hour to that appt-so you WILL eventually get back what you paid for. I do appreciate your cooperation on this~I do NOT have another job-this is it. If I feel fit I may ask you to prepay for your session(s) on my website or make a deposit to secure your time slot. MUCH Metta~laurie sorry to repeat myself but with some of those showing interest-its a must!